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Encore of Revival: America, July 3, 2017

Since when was WWE considered violence? Perhaps CNN has rightly earned the slur “Fraud News” AKA “FNN” since the scripted, choreographed events from “World Wrestling” TV programming are now taken as legitimate “violence”. The Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press condemned Trump’s “violence”, but not WWE’s.

So, this is our world today, where “World Wrestling” is for real. WWE, renamed from WWF, is taken seriously by by the RCFP, and CNN is renamed FNN by the POTUS. How dare he! Someone call the Rock and get revenge!

Ironically, the mod video Trump Tweeted is from Trump himself pretending to beat up his billionaire buddy, WWE Chairman and CEO Vince McMahon, in a head-shave dare. In the match on WrestleMania, the official wrestlers beat up the referees as the two referees beat up each other; Trump won the dare and the WWE Chairman got his head shaved by one of the wrestlers and, of course, Donald Trump. They even used shaving cream and “Bic-ed it“.

Holman Jenkins, Jr. and Rush Limbaugh weighed in on Russianewsgategate this week. The developing theory thus far is that the Russians made a rouse by rousing that there was a rouse; accordingly and as if on cue, the at-the-time internationally viewed-as-pansy White House, along with at-the-time and on-record tech illiterate FBI Director Comey, took the bait and ran to “-itch slap” the Russians. So, that was the “Russian hack”—a rumor made by the Russians that there was a Russian hack made paranoid powers self-destruct. As Staples™ said, “That was easy.”

The “rouse rouse” tactic was also employed by Talleyrand and Fouché to bring down the paranoid French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. They simply started a rumor that they were plotting against the emperor and that was all there was to it. Napoleon freaked-out and did himself in, just as did the previous White House administration, with a little “encouragement” from the Russians and WWE Hall of Fame Superstar Donald J. Trump.

Believe it, many people take WWE videos seriously. This week, the press joined those “serious” WWE fans and took Trump’s video seriously. Since CNN and WWE are now considered equally “serious”, we ought consider Special Prosecutor Former FBI Director Robert Mueller as the referee who took over and then got his lights knocked out in the ring after the other referee, Former FBI Director James Comey, got his lights knocked out in the ring in a replay match, only this time, CNN gets its head shaved. And, just as before, Trump is piling on the shaving cream.

Now, serious questions remain about the appointment of a special prosecutor. It was a rouse rouse. What’s the point? So the developing theory goes, the only purpose of a special prosecutor is to help Russianewsgategate cover its WWE-sized fanny. While Limbaugh and Jenkins theorize that Mueller will come up with his own version of a “magic bullet theory” so that the imploding Washington establishment can evacuate the building they set afire, that won’t be all, folks; expect more.

Mark these words: A lieutenant/deputy -sized head will roll and that head will be just as innocent as it is painted, bribed, and blackmailed to look guilty, all to save the cause. That’s how the choreography works, after all. Believe it, many people will believe it.

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Prophecy

Tyler Johnson, on 2017

Here is some insight into what is going on in the end of 2016 and a little bit of what is coming in 2017.
(Tyler was on his way to the airport to raise a man from the dead. He's still involved in that. Pray with him.)
And a handful of prophetic blessings for 2017.


I like this because it's not all self-important. Tyler is the real deal.
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Prophecy

Tyler Johnson, on 2017

Here is some insight into what is going on in the end of 2016 and a little bit of what is coming in 2017.
(Tyler was on his way to the airport to raise a man from the dead. He's still involved in that. Pray with him.)
And a handful of prophetic blessings for 2017.


I like this because it's not all self-important. Tyler is the real deal.
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Faux Report

Swipe Your Driver’s License For Free Gas Thanks To Leftover Campaign Funds [VIDEO]

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DALLAS, Texas –

A rather frugal Texan recently made a video showing how anyone in the country could get a bit of free gas at their local gas station, thanks to new campaign laws that make it illegal for money to funnel back into the political candidate once they have left the race.

“These public funds, they could easily go back into a check or some other refund to the people who donated, or to the public via tax breaks, but this seems like a much easier way to get people their few dollars, and at a cheaper cost to the government,” said Craig Smith, who filmed the video. “Checks cost money to print and mail. Instead, it seems they just applied the money to the license of anyone who donated and voted. The money is there, you just have to use it.”

The original post, which was made available on Facebook, claims that it’s valid for anyone “until the fund dries up.”

$10.00 free gas!!!!! Just found out about this! After the Primary Election any money left over in the campaign funds goes into an account and you can get $10.00 free gas a month until the fund goes dry! I tried it and it works!!!! Share with everyone so others can enjoy!!!

Check out the original video below, which explains how the license can be used to obtain the free gas.

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Doctor Who Attacked Uber Driver Checks Into Rehab

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MIAMI, Florida

Anjali Ramkissoon, the Miami doctor who lashed out at an Uber driver in a drunken rage, has reportedly checked herself into rehab. After being placed on administrative leave by her job, Ramkissoon says she has nothing left to do but focus on her recovery.

Ramkissoon begged for the public’s forgiveness, but it was not forthcoming. She admitted, “There’s absolutely no excuse for my actions. I am ashamed. I am so sorry. I’ve hurt so many people with this – my family, my friends… The Uber driver – no one deserves to be treated that way.”

She hopes while she is in rehab the public will forget about her and random strangers will stop urinating on her car. She says she does not intend to stop drinking, either.

“It’s not the alcohol that’s the problem. I’m not going to stop drinking. God no. It’s my food addiction that’s the problem. I love Snickers bars, and I’m just not myself when I’m hungry, so then I get bombed and lash out at people who don’t deserve it. I hope after I’ve successfully completed treatment my job will take me back and Uber will lift the ban on me. This was just the one time, guys! I’m really sorry.”

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Woman Crushed To Death While Having Sex With Horse

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HUNTSVILLE, Alabama – 

Elvis, a spotted saddle horse, has been removed from his owner’s custody after crushing a woman to death. According to husband Rick Brownlee, Mary Brownlee had grown up around horses and this wasn’t her first time, so he was not worried she would be injured.

Rick Brownlee, Steven Hutchinson, and Joseph Hutchinson, who all live in the home where the horse was stabled, were not immediately forthcoming about the manner in which Mary had been killed.

Officer Michael Deschenes says at first they pretended not to know how she had been killed when they were questioned.

“Of course it was suspicious because she had her pants around her ankles. There was a puddle of what appeared to be a large amount of ejaculate. I told them that they were going to fess up or they was all going to jail.”

The men finally confessed, and police seized a video showing Mary Brownlee’s last minutes. On the video the men can be heard cheering, laughing, and breathing heavily while the horse mounted Mary. Investigators say the cracking of her ribs can be isolated on the tape. Because Mary was being crushed she was unable to scream for help.

Joseph Hutchinson says they honestly did not know she was in trouble. “I heard a snap. Just thought it was the fence starting to give. I’m real sorry the horse had to go through this. You can tell he’s awfully traumatized over it.”

According to police, the horse will be placed with another local rancher who has promised that he will not let anyone have sex with it.

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Prophecy

Dutch Sheets on 2015

Dutch Sheets has a prophetic word for 2015. He delivered this early in the year, but I've just now got it for posting.

The video portion of this is really ugly (someone aimed a camera at a computer monitor). But the audio is clear enough to understand well.

This is worth hearing.


Note: To watch the video link to this prophetic word click here or click on the title, Dutch Sheets on 2015.
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Dutch Sheets on 2015

Dutch Sheets has a prophetic word for 2015. He delivered this early in the year, but I've just now got it for posting.

The video portion of this is really ugly (someone aimed a camera at a computer monitor). But the audio is clear enough to understand well.

This is worth hearing.


Note: To watch the video link to this prophetic word click here or click on the title, Dutch Sheets on 2015.
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Dutch Sheets on 2015

Dutch Sheets has a prophetic word for 2015. He delivered this early in the year, but I’ve just now got it for posting.

The video portion of this is really ugly (someone aimed a camera at a computer monitor). But the audio is clear enough to understand well.

This is worth hearing.

Note: To watch the video link to this prophetic word click here or click on the title, Dutch Sheets on 2015.

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Prophecy

The Eye of the Lord is on the Northwest

Chuck Pierce felt the Lord directing him to the Northwest to begin this year of 2015.

Much of what he has to say is about the year that is before us, and some trends that he hears God emphasizing in this season. There are specific prophetic declarations about the Northwest at the beginnings and scattered throughout the messages.

He spoke three times in the state: two morning services and an evening one. Here are the two morning services combined together.

Here is the evening service. Some of his strongest statements are at the beginning of this, though he adds more throughout the message.

This prophetic word is in the two video clips shown here. If you are having difficulty seeing or hearing the video prophecies, click the heading, The Eye of the Lord is on the Northwest, to view them online. 

Or see the Northwest Prophetic group on Facebook for this and more prophetic words to, from, and about the Northwest. 

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Prophecy

The Eye of the Lord is on the Northwest

Chuck Pierce felt the Lord directing him to the Northwest to begin this year of 2015.

Much of what he has to say is about the year that is before us, and some trends that he hears God emphasizing in this season. There are specific prophetic declarations about the Northwest at the beginnings and scattered throughout the messages.

He spoke three times in the state: two morning services and an evening one. Here are the two morning services combined together.




Here is the evening service. Some of his strongest statements are at the beginning of this, though he adds more throughout the message.


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This prophetic word is in the two video clips shown here. If you are having difficulty seeing or hearing the video prophecies, click the heading, The Eye of the Lord is on the Northwest, to view them online. 

Or see the Northwest Prophetic group on Facebook for this and more prophetic words to, from, and about the Northwest. 
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Prophecy

The Eye of the Lord is on the Northwest

Chuck Pierce felt the Lord directing him to the Northwest to begin this year of 2015.

Much of what he has to say is about the year that is before us, and some trends that he hears God emphasizing in this season. There are specific prophetic declarations about the Northwest at the beginnings and scattered throughout the messages.

He spoke three times in the state: two morning services and an evening one. Here are the two morning services combined together.




Here is the evening service. Some of his strongest statements are at the beginning of this, though he adds more throughout the message.


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This prophetic word is in the two video clips shown here. If you are having difficulty seeing or hearing the video prophecies, click the heading, The Eye of the Lord is on the Northwest, to view them online. 

Or see the Northwest Prophetic group on Facebook for this and more prophetic words to, from, and about the Northwest. 
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