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Encore of Revival: America, September 25, 2017

"Welcome to New York." President Donald Trump greeted diplomats and heads of state at the United Nations. Many of those diplomats have some kind of grudge or complaint against the only place on Earth safe enough for them to meet. Among them, North Korea's envoy, who used disrespectful "name-calling" rhetoric similarly to the American Left and now American sports.

Kneeling during your nation's national anthem, when standing is the respectful thing to do, does not make any move toward lowering conflict. Many nations would not allow such disrespect, but ingrates only disrespect the nations where they have such freedoms to take for granted.

Problems with "bad apple" police do not stem from lack of disrespect. Politicizing sports hasn't made the country safer, it has hurt sports ratings on TV. People watch sports to get away from politics, to rest their minds and hearts, and to share common ground with friends. Taking away that common ground will take away common ground.

There are many problems in America. One of the biggest problems is that many powerful people don't know how to solve problems, only spread them. For example, 20% of college students want to set a precedent that free speech should be shut down with violence.

So, while Congress is lowering taxes for the middle class and world leaders, once again, found America to be the safest place to exchange insults, top news this week was about the president vs sports.

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Bernie Sanders Announced Plans To Drop From Race After Loss In New York

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NEW YORK CITY, New York – 

Bernie Sanders has announced that he plans to drop from the presidential race after a loss in New York state earlier this week. The news comes as a massive shock to his followers and fans, as the Senator has said that he would “take this fight” to the end.

“I know that we had talked about bringing this fight to the ring, going all rounds, and hopefully coming out on top,” said Sanders on Thursday morning. “The problem is, we are not going to come out on top. This country is not ready for a president of my caliber, and it’s clear the media bias towards Hillary’s campaign is getting the better of us.”

Sanders says that he hopes that his voters will choose wisely when it comes to their voting in the general election.

“When it comes down to the elections later this year, it’s obvious that it will be Clinton and Trump,” said Sanders. “Although neither of these options is good, there is definitely one that is better than the other. Damned if I can tell you which one to vote for though.”

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Massive Earthquake Will Hit Los Angeles Within A Month, Death Toll Will Be Astronomical

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LOS ANGELES, California – 

A massive earthquake is being forecast to hit the greater Los Angeles, California area sometime within the next month, with estimated destruction in the trillions of dollars, and the death toll to be in the millions.

Dr. Ernest Klein, of the Atlanta Valley Research Society, has been tracking the intensity and frequency of earthquakes throughout the country for the better part of 30 years, and he says that the San Andreas fault, which runs throughout most of California, was supposed to have “gone off” decades ago.

“Based on my research, the faults in the Los Angeles area are massively overdo for a rupture,” said Dr. Klein. “The last major quake on the West Coast would have been approximately 1,000 years ago, and those faults are on a 500-750 year cycle. When I calculate for several other factors, such as the human factor, which would not have been prevalent during the original quake, I estimate that this fault will explode with activity by the end of next month.”

Dr. Klein says that he has spoken with the President, as well as many other members of the White House staff and the National Guard, in preparation for what he says will be a magnitude 11 to 12 quake, the worst in the history of time.

“This is something that will happen, and it is not a matter of years or months. We’re talking weeks, and this will destroy life in California, as well as the rest of the country,” said Dr. Klein. “An earthquake of that size will be able to be felt in New York.”

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Hillary Clinton Calls Bernie Sanders A ‘Fag Lover’ During NY Debate

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NEW YORK CITY, New York – 

During a heated debate in New York, democratic front-runners Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders had few things to say to each other that were pleasant, with Sanders being voted as the ‘winner’ of the debate in online polls, and Clinton being called the victor by TV talking heads.

What the talking heads seem to ignore, but what the internet is in a firestorm over, is Clinton’s use of a sarcastic, vile slur that was hurled at Sanders when she thought the mics were not on. According to people sitting in the front row of the debate, during a commercial break, Clinton leaned over to Sanders, and whispered that she would never let a “socialist fag-lover” like him win the election.

“If you think that I’m going to let a socialist fag-lover like you win this election, you’re out of your mind,” said Clinton allegedly, according to those in attendance.

Sanders, true to form as a gentleman and the more secure candidate, has refused to comment or confirm that Clinton said anything negative towards him, or used any sort of slur during the debates.

“Hillary Clinton is a fine woman who would make a great leader of this country if she had more experience,” said Sanders. “I am proud to love all people, of all races, creed, color, or orientation. That’s who I am, and that’s what I’m taking to the White House.”

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Patient Who Had Pictures Taken Of Penis While Unconscious Says Nurse Is ‘Hot,’ ‘Doesn’t Really Mind’

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FULTON, New York – 

Kristen Johnson, 27, was ordered to surrender her nursing license today after getting caught taking pictures of an unconscious patient’s penis with her iPhone, and sending the pictures to co-workers. The Fulton-area nurse apparently was in awe of the man’s member, and felt the need to take some “dick pics.”

The patient, whose identity remains anonymous, did make a public statement to the press, in that he was “completely okay” with the incident, and doesn’t really think that Johnson did anything wrong.

“I’m huge, and I know it, and that’s totally fine,” said the anonymous man, whose only identifying feature is that he is ‘over 10 inches.’ “Besides, now that I’ve seen the nurse who took the picture, I’m not too worried about it. She’s young and hot. They could let her off with a slap on the wrist – or on the ass, even – and it would all be good.”

A judge ordered that Johnson was “morally unfit” to continue her profession, and she was ordered to turn in her nursing license, and is no longer allowed to practice in her field within the state.

“Frankly, I’m kind of turned on by the whole thing,” said the patient. “I mean honestly. If the situation were reversed, and I was a hot girl who had her picture taken by a male nurse, they’d be stringing him up by his balls right now, and he’d be in jail. This is such a double standard. Either lock her up for invading privacy, or don’t, and call it a day. Either way, she should call me. I’m single and just coming out of a coma.”

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Patient Who Had Penis Photographed By Nurse When Unconscious Says He’s “Cool With It” After Seeing How Hot She Is

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UPSTATE, New York – 

A nurse in New York was forced to turn in her license to practice after she took selfies and “dick pics” of an unconscious patient, and then shared the pictures with co-workers. 27-year-old Kristen Johnson was forced by a judge to give up her license after she was deemed “morally unfit” to practice.

The patient, whose identity was not revealed, did make a public statement, saying that he didn’t think that there was anything wrong with what happened.

“If she had been fat and ugly, taking pictures of my dick would have been a no-go,” said the patient. “But I mean, really now. Have you seen her? She’s a hot 27-year-old, and what better way to flatter a guy when he gets out of a coma than to tell him a hot girl was admiring his package? I’m totally cool with it.”

A lawyer for the patient was hired by the hospital, but he says that he has “no intention” of going any further through the legal system with the issue.

“If it had been a guy taking pictures of some unconscious girl’s vag, and then shared it around, people would be calling for his balls on a platter, but because this is a young, attractive girl, they’re just making her give up her license,” said the patient. “Honestly, I think she’s suffered enough. Her career is ruined, and she didn’t even get to take home the prize.”

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Encore of Revival: America, July 13, 2015

Trump is on the scene. He’s talking money, trade, responsibility, smarts—and more importantly—he turns around to address the audience behind him. He does what needs to be done. He says what needs to be said. He’s on his game and is on America’s game. Power-leveraging weaklings are scared, only standing-up to a man who helps them, only being controversial enough to bring their own downfalls.

A crowd of Christians held a praise and worship service at Central Park, praying for New York’s mayor. Public prayer gatherings have not gone out of style, even though they have been at a low since the Promise Keepers’ movement came to a decrescendo a decade ago.

Christian leaders are responding to the SCOTUS redefinition of marriage in ways that are more critical of the Church than of homosexuals. This is a shift that is long overdue.

The last “Cosby Show” re-runs are pulled as evidence mounts against Bill Cosby

…Remember, this happened after he went on his long rant against Black-on-Black crime

Love Wins: Being a People Who Delight in Jesus’ Leadership

…From Mike Bickle, a stark contrast to the response against Cosby

Argentinian Evangelist Luis Palau Draws Tens of Thousands to NYC’s Central Park

…Praying for New York Mayor de Blasio

Donald Trump: ‘We have to take back the heart of our country’

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Great, rich speech by Trump, video: Donald Trump delivers an amazingly surreal speech in Las Vegas

More energetic speech, video: Donald Trump Full Speech in Phoenix, Arizona July 11, 2015

…Trump turns around during his speech (a public speaking no-no) to acknowledge the crowd behind him

The much-talked about press conference, video: Donald Trump FULL Press Conference with families of people killed by illegal aliens

…Many testimonies from families of Americans killed by illegal immigrants  · · · →

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June 16, 2015

Trump jumps in. Clie-mate truth: ten-year cooldown. ATF joins NYPD. Wall-Street & FED paranoid of 1937 repeat. Russia to add 40 ICBMs this year, Europe gets skittish. Obamatrade floundering. Pope calls for “super UN” world “justice” government. Successful farmers’ marketing: ‘La Ruche Qui Dit Oui’ Scores $9 Million From USV And Felix Capital For Its Local Food Marketplace  · · · →

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Tempo: April 15, 2015

An ISIS base was found 8 miles from US in Mexico. Congress whomps Obama, demoralizing hope for any veto. Police protestors shut down the Brooklyn Bridge—and that’s just the beginningGoogle’s in trouble in Europe. 4% of the people got Obamacare right. The US is prepared for a cyber attack. But the cyber team can’t attack others—right. Jerusalem and the Palestinians seem to be having secret talks, and Hamas may be in their mutual crosshairs. Philly police being investigated for targeting “white khaki males” to plant drugs. People are impersonating soldiers. And Hillary is still making headlines. Bonus: 13 Podcasts for Growing Your Business  · · · →

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